‎很久很久以前 ‎有一个安宁祥和的王国…
A long, long time ago, a kingdom lived in peace...
‎人民相信世上没有可怕的东西
believing they had nothing to fear.
‎但暗影中潜伏着
But lurking in the shadows
‎一个非常可怕的邪恶之物
was a great and terrible evil.
‎妖怪毫无预兆地发动攻击
The monster attacked without warning,
‎所过之处 生灵涂炭 一片废墟
laying waste to everything and everyone in its path.
‎但就在最黑暗的时刻 ‎一位英雄出现了
But in that darkest hour, a hero rose up.
‎她叫葛萝丝
Her name was Gloreth.
‎滚回你的暗影中去吧！
Go back to the shadows from whence you came!
‎（葛萝丝）
‎葛萝丝发誓 ‎绝不再让自己的人民受到伤害
Gloreth vowed that her people would never be vulnerable again.
‎于是她训练了一支精锐的骑士团
So she trained an elite force of knights and decreed that their descendants
‎并且颁布命令 ‎他们的后人将世世代代保卫王国
would protect the kingdom for generations to come.
‎但如果你想要一个美满的结局
But if you want a happily ever after,
‎就决不能放松警惕
you can never let your guard down
‎因为妖怪一直都在
because the monsters are always out there.
‎（一千年后）
‎各位观众 晚上好
Good evening, folks.
‎我们正在光荣球场为你现场直播
We are coming to you live from the Glorodome.
‎-我是内特骑士 ‎-我是阿兰泽潘·戴维斯
- I'm Nate Knight. - I'm Alamzapam Davis.
‎今晚是骑士册封之夜！
And tonight's the night we knight the knights!
‎-对吧 小潘？ ‎-没错 内特
- Ain't that right, Pam? - It sure is, Nate.
‎但这也是一千年来 ‎最有争议的一次骑士册封仪式
But this is also the most controversial knighting ceremony in a thousand years.
‎空气中弥漫着兴奋和紧张的气氛
You can feel the excitement and the tension.
‎快点！要开始了！
- Come on! It's starting! - Tonight, tradition will be cast aside,
‎因为今晚 传统将被废除
‎王国将永远改变 就因为一个人
and the kingdom will change forever because of one man.
‎巴利斯特
Ballister.
‎那个不切实际地 ‎梦想成为骑士的流浪儿
The street kid with the impossible dream of being a knight.
‎我是来消灭妖怪 保卫王国的！
I'm here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom!
‎的确不切实际
Impossible, that is,
‎直到女王本人 ‎做出一个令人震惊的决定
until the queen herself made a shocking decision.
No, he doesn't come from a noble bloodline...
‎没错 他没有贵族血统
...but he might just have the heart of a hero.
‎但也许他拥有一颗英雄的心
And Ballister made the most of that chance,
‎巴利斯特紧紧把握这个机会 ‎以全年级第一名的成绩从学院毕业
graduating top of his institute class.
‎这一届学员中包括…
A class that includes none other than...
‎-安布罗修斯 · 戈登罗恩 ‎-嘿
- Ambrosius Goldenloin. Hey.
‎葛萝丝的直系后代
Direct descendant of Gloreth herself,
‎也是同辈人中众望所归的骑士
and the most anticipated knight of a generation.
‎随着巴利斯特破天荒地加入骑士团
With Ballister joining the ranks, for the first time in history,
‎我们的安全将掌握在一个平民的手上
our safety will be put in the hands of a commoner.
‎我感觉不安全
I don't feel safe.
‎这不是葛萝丝想要的
It's not what Gloreth wanted.
‎但愿女王知道自己在做什么
Ugh. I really hope the queen knows what she's doing.
‎所以今晚只剩下一个问题
So tonight, only one question remains.
Will the kingdom accept this knight who might not be right?
‎王国会接受 ‎这个有可能不够格的骑士吗？
‎（他配吗？）
‎王国会接受 ‎这个有可能不够格的骑士吗？
Will the kingdom accept this knight who might not be right?
‎行了
All right.
‎巴利斯特会在 ‎他人生中最重要的日子闷闷不乐吗？
Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?
‎我没有闷闷不乐 我只是…我在思考
I'm not brooding. I'm just-- I'm thinking. This is my thinking face.
‎这是我思考的表情
‎嘿 思考的表情 看着我
Hey, Thinky Face. Look at me.
You were better and worked harder than all of us.
‎你比我们任何人都更优秀 也更努力
‎你要成为骑士了 巴尔
You're gonna be a knight, Bal.
‎好吧
Okay, okay, okay.
‎但万一他们还是讨厌我呢？
But what if they still hate me?
‎没有人会讨厌王国的英雄
No one hates a hero of the realm.
‎他们会爱你的
They're gonna love you.
‎像我一样
Like I do.
‎先生们女士们
My lords and ladies,
‎骑士册封仪式即将开始
the knighting ceremony is just moments away.
‎您的剑
Your sword.
‎您的剑 别碰推车
Your sword, and don't touch the cart.
‎好吧 别这么紧张
Okay, relax.
‎您的剑
Your sword.
‎嘿 巴利斯特 听着 伙计
Hey, Ballister. Listen, man.
‎我只想说 我知道我一直对你不好
I just wanted to say, I know I've always been tough on you,
‎一直认为你不属于这里…
and I never thought you belonged here...
‎然后呢？
And?
‎然后什么？
And what?
‎你以为我会接着说下去？
Did you think I was gonna keep going,
‎你以为我会向你道歉 ‎说我以前不该那样对你吗？
or did you think I was gonna apologize for how I treated you?
‎天啊！太可笑了
Oh, my God! That's hilarious.
‎你太蠢了 我喜欢 真好笑
You're so stupid. I love it. It's so funny.
‎嘿 各位！
Hey, everybody!
‎巴利斯特以为我会向他道歉 ‎因为我当他是垃圾 他本来就是啊！
Ballister thought I was gonna apologize for treating him like the trash he is!
‎您的剑？
Uh, your sword?
‎谢谢
Ah, thanks.
- Um, uh, Mr. Ballister? - Hey, Squire,
‎-巴利斯特先生？ ‎-嘿 侍从！
‎过来拍真正的骑士吧 ‎别拍需要慈善救助的人了
come take a picture with the real knight, not some charity case.
‎击掌！
High five!
‎-用点力 用力！ ‎-我能不能…
- Smack that hard. Slap it! - Can I just--
‎各位学员
- Cadets. - Uh...
‎没有比保护王国不被邪恶侵害 ‎更伟大的使命了
There is no greater calling than protecting this kingdom from evil.
‎时刻保持警惕
Never let your guard down,
‎永远不要软弱 ‎始终秉承葛萝丝的意志
never weaken, and always be the will of Gloreth.
‎-是 院长！ ‎-谢谢院长
- Yes, Director! - Thank you, Director.
‎谢谢院长
Thank you, Director.
‎-谢谢院长 ‎-谢谢院长
- Thank you, Director. - Thank you, Director.
‎巴利斯特 今天王国将认识真正的你
Ballister, today the kingdom will see you for who you really are.
‎谢谢院长
Thank you, Director.
‎-院长 ‎-谢谢院长
- Director. - Thank you, Director.
‎老师的宠儿
Teacher's pet.
‎等等 什么意思？ ‎你觉得她最喜欢我吗？
Wait, what do you mean? You think I'm her favorite?
‎现在 有请最新一代的王国英雄！
And now the newest heroes of the realm!
‎戈登罗恩！
Goldenloin! Goldenloin! Goldenloin!
‎女士们先生们 有请女王陛下
My lords and ladies, Her Majesty the Queen.
‎该欢呼了
Here comes the whoo. Whoo!
‎我特此册封你为 ‎安布罗修斯·戈登罗恩爵士
I hereby pronounce you Sir Ambrosius Goldenloin,
‎王国的英雄
hero of the realm.
‎起来吧 骑士先生
Stand, Sir Knight.
Here we go.
‎到我了
‎这一刻我期待已久了
I've been looking forward to this moment.
‎谢谢陛下
Thank you, Your Majesty.
‎同胞们 从今天起
My people, starting today,
‎任何人都应该有机会手握利剑 ‎只要你们愿意
any of you should be able to hold the sword
- if you want it. - Huh?
‎只要你们赢得资格
If you earn it.
‎我曾不止一次 ‎见到这位年轻人赢得资格
I've watched this young man earn it many times over.
‎你的剑
Your sword.
‎我特此册封你为
I hereby pronounce you
‎巴利斯特·博德哈特爵士
Sir Ballister Boldheart,
‎王国的英雄！
hero of the realm!
‎（巴利斯特 · 博德哈特爵士）
‎-博德哈特！ ‎-耶！
- Boldheart! - Yeah!
‎博德哈特！
- Boldheart! Boldheart! - Yeah!
‎耶！
Boldheart! Boldheart!
‎博德哈特！耶！
Boldheart! Yeah!
‎博德哈特！
Boldheart! Boldheart! Boldheart!
‎恭喜你 博德哈特爵士
Congratulations, Sir Boldheart.
‎让英雄的新时代从你开始吧
Let a new era of heroes begin with you.
‎逮捕他！他杀了女王！
Arrest him! He killed the queen!
‎-抓住他！ ‎-对 他杀了女王！
- Let's get him! - Yeah, he killed the queen!
‎有些人得不到我们想要的美满结局…
Some of us don't get the happily ever after we're looking for...
‎因为这不是那种王国
...'cause it ain't that kind of kingdom.
‎（王国）
‎这也不是那种故事
And this ain't that kind of story.
‎杀害女王的凶手仍然在逃
The queen killer is still out there.
‎大家都很害怕
Everyone is scared.
‎怪胎！
Oh. Freak!
‎这是继那个被葛萝丝 ‎打败的妖怪以后 最招人痛恨的东西
Not since Gloreth's monster has anything been so hated.
‎-他就不该成为骑士 ‎-他不是我们的一员 因此憎恨我们
- He never should've been a knight. - He wasn't one of us and hated us for it.
‎-一个平民 ‎-他坏透了
- A commoner. - He's vile.
‎-这个王国没有他的容身之地 ‎-他是个杀人犯
- He's got no place in this kingdom. - He's a murderer.
‎他是个恶魔
He's a monster.
‎他很完美
He's perfect.
怪物少女妮莫娜
‎（女王杀手仍然在逃 头号嫌犯）
‎-奇怪 ‎-嘿 老大
- That was weird. - Hey, boss.
- Uh... - I love the secret lair.
‎我最喜欢秘密老巢了
‎垃圾加上悲伤的气息 太对味了
The garbage and the smell of sadness pull the whole thing together.
‎-等等 你是谁？ ‎-我叫妮莫娜
- Wait. Who are you? - The name's Nimona.
‎-你是怎么… ‎-哇！太棒了！手臂真酷
- And how did you-- - Whoa! Yeah! Sick arm.
‎-经常流血吧？ ‎-什么？
- Did it bleed a lot? - What?
‎-他们有没有让你保留以前的胳膊？ ‎-不 放手！
- Did they let you keep the old one? - No. Let go!
‎你哪根筋搭错了？
What is wrong with you?
‎-噢！可以给我吗？ ‎-什么？放下
- Ooh! Can I have it? - What? Put that down.
‎那不是给小姑娘玩的
That is not for little girls.
‎“小姑娘”？
Little girls?
‎好吧 你觉得我多大了？
Okay, how old do you think I am?
‎我不知道 十岁？
I don't know. Ten?
‎好吧 提示一下 大了还是小了？
- Help me out. More or less than ten? - Not a lot of kids in your life, huh?
‎你很少跟小孩打交道吧？
‎没错 我今后 ‎也不想跟小孩打交道 你走吧
You know what? No. I'd like it to stay that way. You have to go.
‎但我是来应聘那份工作的
But I'm here about the job.
‎工作？什么工作？
Job? What job?
‎都在我的求职信里
It's all here in my application.
‎这只是一堆画 非常令人不安的画
This is just a bunch of drawings. Very disturbing drawings.
‎噢 看啊 这是我
Oh, look, it's me.
‎骑着一头犀牛 ‎刺穿了几个卫兵 像一串人肉烤串
On a rhinoceros, skewering several guards like a human kebab.
‎没错！喜欢吗？
Yeah! Do you like it?
‎我觉得利用视觉表达 ‎能让我的简历脱颖而出
I thought a visual aid would really make my resume pop.
‎-什么？ ‎-我在上面
- What? - Up here.
‎好了 说回那份工作
So, about the job?
‎什么工作？
What job?
‎做你的助手
To be your sidekick.
‎你懂的 帮你不惜一切代价
To help you do whatever it takes
‎报复这个拒绝你的冷酷世界
to get revenge on the cruel world that rejected you.
‎我们去打劫村庄吧？ ‎然后躲起来 直到没人记得你
Shall we pillage a village? Lay low until they don't remember you.
Then we rise like a fiery phoenix from the ashes
‎然后我们起来造反 ‎就像愤怒的凤凰涅槃重生一样
‎推翻政府！
to overthrow the government!
‎或者单纯聊聊天也行
Or we could just talk.
‎重点是 老大 ‎不管你阴暗的内心渴望什么
The point is, whatever your dark heart desires, boss.
‎你的助手到了
Your sidekick has arrived.
‎-我不需要助… ‎-每个坏蛋都需要一个助手
- I don't need a side-- - Every villain needs a sidekick.
‎-等等 我不是… ‎-哇！可爱的杀人墙！
- Wait, I am not a-- - Whoa! Sweet murder wall!
‎-杀人墙？ ‎-他们是下个目标？
- Murder wall? - Are these your next targets?
‎-那不是… ‎-你想先杀谁？
- That's not-- - Who do you wanna kill first?
‎-我没打算杀人 ‎-就他吧
- I'm not killing anybody. - This one.
‎-什么？ ‎-这家伙看起来超级欠揍
- What? - This guy looks extremely punchable.
‎没错 他超级欠揍 ‎不对 等等 这不是杀人墙
You're right. He is extremely punchable. No, wait. Look. That is not a murder wall.
‎这是…洗冤墙？
It's an... innocence wall?
‎洗冤墙
Innocence wall.
‎等等 你是说你不是坏蛋？
Wait. Are you saying that you're not a villain?
‎是啊！
Yes!
‎你是说你是？
Yes, you are?
‎不！我不是坏蛋 不是
No! No, I'm not a villain. No.
‎哦
Oh.
‎怎么？我不是杀人犯 ‎你感到失望了？
What? Are you disappointed that I'm not a murderer?
‎有点儿
I mean, a little.
‎-算了 我跟你没话说了 ‎-为什么？
- You know what? We're done here. - Why?
‎真正的坏蛋还逍遥法外 ‎我也确实需要帮助
The real villain is still out there, and I do need help.
‎-但不是你 ‎-好吧 那是谁？
- Not from you. - Aw, fine! Then from who?
‎那个砍断你胳膊的人吗？
The guy who cut off your arm?
‎-不是吧？ ‎-这件事很复杂 好吗？
- Seriously? - It's complicated, okay?
‎祝你被捕时开心
Have fun getting arrested.
‎我不会被捕的！
I am not gonna get arrested!
‎凶手
Murderer.
‎-想吃午餐吗？ ‎-好啊 我喜欢午餐
- Wanna get some lunch? - Yeah, I love lunch.
‎你们非得把胳膊拿走是吧？
You had to take the arm, huh?
‎巴利斯特？
Ballister?
‎院长？
Director?
‎我是无辜的
I'm innocent.
‎我以葛萝丝的名义发誓
I swear on Gloreth's name.
‎我不知道事情是怎么…
I don't know how it...
‎怎么发生的
how it happened.
‎我们都目睹了事发经过
We all saw how it happened.
‎我真傻
I feel so foolish, and...
‎我竟然信任你
I trusted you.
‎女王相信你
The queen believed in you.
‎她觉得你这种人可以成为英雄
She thought someone like you could be a hero.
‎这让她付出了生命的代价
And it cost her her life.
‎院长 请听我说
Director, please.
‎你知道我敬爱女王 我热爱学院
You know I love the queen. I love the Institute.
‎去跟戈登罗恩谈谈吧
Talk to Goldenloin.
‎我可以跟戈登罗恩谈谈吗？
Can I speak to Goldenloin?
‎他像其他国人一样伤心欲绝
He is as heartbroken as the rest of this kingdom.
‎你再也没机会 ‎跟任何人谈话了 巴利斯特
You won't be talking to anyone anymore, Ballister.
‎拜托！
Please!
‎拜托了 听我说
Please, just listen to me.
‎不 我不会再犯这种错误了
No. I won't make that mistake again.
‎院长 给我一次机会吧
Director, give me a chance.
‎我们给过你机会了
We gave you a chance.
‎但不是我干的！
But I didn't do this!
‎-早就跟你说了 ‎-老天！
- I told you. - Oh! Good Gloreth!
‎嘿 老大
Hey, boss.
‎什么？你是怎么…
What? How--
‎知道会是这种结果的？
Did I know this was gonna happen?
‎因为一旦大家认定你是坏蛋
Because once everyone sees you as a villain,
‎你就是坏蛋
that's what you are.
‎不管你怎么努力 ‎他们对你的看法都不会改变
They only see you one way, no matter how hard you try.
‎不过我得承认 你尽力了
You gave it a good shot, though. I gotta hand it to you.
‎-谢谢 ‎-先别谢我
- Thank you. - Don't thank me yet.
‎-我还得救你出去呢 ‎-等等 你是怎么出去的？
- I still gotta get you out of here. - Wait. How did you get out?
‎我知道密码
I know the code. Beep bop boop beep bop.
‎密码无效
Invalid password.
‎你先请
After you.
‎不走吗？
No?
‎好吧 你可以在里面蹲到天荒地老
You could sit here for the rest of eternity,
‎看着你的肌肉渐渐萎缩 ‎皮肤开始腐烂
slowly watching your muscles atrophy, your skin turning to rot,
‎指甲长成长长的爪子 ‎卷成炸薯圈的样子
your nails growing into long, curly-fry-looking talons.
‎你知道的 里面没有马桶
You know there's no toilet in there.
‎好吧 但我来带路
Okay, okay, but I lead.
‎要是见到人…
If you see anyone--
‎就干掉
Murder 'em.
‎躲起来！见到人就躲起来
Hide. If you see anyone, hide.
‎好吧 因为我们还是会搞破坏
Fine, because we're still gonna break stuff.
‎绝对不行
- That's a hard no. - Uhh!
‎这里应该有很多卫兵才对
This place should be crawling with guards.
‎你是怎么绕过…
How exactly did you get past...
‎他们的？
...them?
‎我来的时候他们就已经这样了
They were like this when I got here.
‎-抓住他们！ ‎-拦住他们！
- Grab them! - Stop 'em!
‎-这边！ ‎-冲啊！
- Over here! - Charge!
‎独臂俱乐部要增加新会员了 ‎听懂了吗？
The One-Arm Club's about to get some new members.
Get it?
‎-咋了？太急了吗？ ‎-凶手！
- What? Too soon? - Murderer!
‎他确实是个凶手…乐趣杀手
He is a murderer... of fun.
‎-你有计划吗？ ‎-这就是我的计划！
- Did you even have a plan? - This is the plan!
‎帮你越狱、制造混乱、搞破坏 ‎等等等等 我们赢了
I break you out, chaos, destruction, something, something, something, we win.
‎老套的“等等等等 我们赢了” ‎这计划烂透了
The "old something, something, something, we win." Terrible plan.
‎总好过你的计划 ‎“蹲在阴暗没有马桶的牢房中郁闷”
Better than your plan of, "Sit in the dark and mope in a room with no toilet."
‎我没有郁闷！
I was not moping!
‎女王杀手！
Queen killer!
‎骑士不会郁闷 ‎我们只会沉思 刚才我在沉思
Knights don't mope. We brood. I was brooding.
‎哦
Oh.
‎好吧 这样吧
Okay, fine. You know what?
‎我们按你的方式来 怎么样？
Why don't we do it your way? Yeah?
‎干掉他 干掉她 干掉所有人！
Murder him, murder her, murder everyone!
‎巴尔？
Bal?
‎-安布罗修斯 ‎-祝你健康
- Ambrosius. - Gesundheit.
‎哦 死对头
Oh, nemesis.
‎死对头？
Nemesis?
‎女王杀手！
Queen killer!
‎-看！是葛萝丝！ ‎-哪里？
- Oh, look! It's Gloreth! - Where?
‎-开门！ ‎-原来不是出口 我的错
- Open the door! - Not an exit. That's on me.
‎你见到他看我的眼神了吗？
Did you see the way he looked at me?
‎他真的认为是我杀了女王
He really thinks I killed the queen.
‎所有人都认为是你杀了女王
Everyone thinks you killed the queen.
‎-振作点 老大 ‎-你干什么？
- Snap out of it. - What was that for?
‎听着 我可以让我们脱身 ‎但马上会有怪事发生
I can get us out of here, but things are about to get weird.
‎-马上会有怪事？ ‎-向我保证你不会抓狂
- About to get weird? - Promise me you won't freak out.
‎怎么保证？我都不知道会发生什么
How, if I don't know what's gonna happen?
‎-那你只能相信我了 ‎-我为什么要相信你？
- I guess you'll just have to trust me. - Why would I trust you?
‎-不然你会死在这个储物间！ ‎-死？
- If you don't, you'll die in this closet! - Die?
‎-快点保证！ ‎-我保证
- Now promise! - I promise.
‎-真心保证？ ‎-我用性命保证！
- Promise promise? - On my life!
‎那就再说一遍
- Then say it again. - I promise!
‎我保证！
‎哇 就算看到角也不会抓狂？
Wow. Even when you see the horn?
‎角？你是说号角吗？
Horn? You mean like a trumpet?
‎快保证！
Just promise!
‎我保证我不会抓狂…
I promise I will not freak-- Uh...
‎现在你们该逃了
This is the part where you run.
Everyone get out of here!
‎大家快出去！
- Yeah! - Oh no!
‎-耶！ ‎-哦不！
‎不！别过来！退后！ ‎不！这不是真的！
No! Stay away! Get back! No! This is not happening!
‎咿哈！
Yee-haw!
‎哦不 哦 老天！
Oh no. Oh, good Gloreth!
‎犀牛？
Rhinoceros?
‎-别碰那个家伙！ ‎-吃我一角！
- Leave that guy alone! - Take that!
‎-不！别走楼梯！ ‎-楼梯！
- No! Not the stairs! - Ooh, stairs!
‎别走楼梯！
- Whoo! - Not the stairs!
‎-你是什么东西？ ‎-我是妮莫娜！
- What are you? - I'm Nimona!
‎-所以你既是女孩 又是犀牛？ ‎-我会千变万化
- So, you're a girl and a rhino? - I'm a lot of things.
‎什么情况？
What is happening?
- Are you gonna be okay? - No!
‎-你没事吧？ ‎-有事！
‎-你保证过的 ‎-对！
- You promised. - Right!
‎对 你保证过不会抓狂的
Right. You promised not to freak out.
‎-右转！ ‎-哦！
- Turn right! - Oh!
‎站住！
Halt!
Huh. This floor is surprisingly stable.
‎这个楼板出奇地结实
‎啊 来了
Ah, there we go.
‎你冷吗？
- Cold in here? - Uhh!
‎救救我！
Help me! Help me!
‎你…你是故意的
You. You did that on purpose.
‎反应很快嘛 老大 没错
You catch on quick, boss. Yeah.
‎不 我们得离开这里
No. We've gotta get out of here.
‎不！别跳下去！
No! No! No! No going down! No going down!
‎那边有楼梯！别跳！
Staircase! No going down!
‎耶！
Yeah!
‎等等等等 我们赢了
Something, something, something, we win.
‎帅
Metal.
- Ah. Hey, boss! - ♪ Do you forget, forget the basics? ♪
‎嘿 老大！
‎我昏迷多久了？
How long was I out for?
Oh. Fifteen years.
‎15年
‎15年？
Fifteen years?
‎别这么容易上当 只有几个小时
Don't be so gullible. It was just a couple of hours.
‎吃早餐塔可饼吗？
Breakfast tacos?
‎慢着 我记得我们在储物间
Wait. Wait. Last thing I remember, we were in a supply closet.
‎现在…我是怎么来到这里的？
And now... How did I get here?
‎我拖着你走了11公里
I dragged you for, like, seven miles.
‎发生什么事了？
What happened?
‎你的头在人行道上撞了好几次
Your head bounced on the sidewalk a few times.
‎记忆好模糊
It's all so foggy.
‎是吗？你还谢我来着 ‎说你永远欠我的人情
Really? You thanked me, said you'd forever be in my debt,
‎还说我们永远是最好的朋友
and that we'd always be best friends.
‎绝对是真的
Totally happened.
‎嘿 我把老巢布置了一下
Hey, I spruced up the lair.
‎我重新布置了武器 来一个死一个
I arranged the weapons in order of deadliness,
‎解除了儿童保护装置 ‎打开了毒药 四处摆放
unchildproofed the place, opened the poisons laying around,
‎还让一些生锈的钉子伸出地板一厘米
and pulled some rusty nails one centimeter out of the floorboards.
‎总之把这里变成了更邪恶的老巢
Overall, just made it much more evil lair-y in here.
‎“邪恶老曹” 这名字太适合坏蛋了 ‎你绝对应该改改名字
Evil Larry. That's a great villain name.
- You should change your name. - Never gonna happen.
‎不可能
‎随便吧 老曹
Whatever, Larry.
‎我还更新了你的谋杀墙
And I updated your murder wall.
‎糟糕
Oops.
‎另外 我还制定计划 包括复仇、折磨
Plus, I drew up plans for revenge, torment,
‎以及寻常干坏事
and good old general malfeasance.
‎犀牛
Rhinoceros.
‎你看起来很抓狂 ‎你保证过会保持镇定的
You look freaked. You promised you'd hold it together.
‎你不是人类
You're not human.
‎-你在找东西吗？ ‎-我的剑
- You looking for something? - My sword.
‎它爆炸了 记得吗？
It exploded. Remember?
‎你是个妖…
You're a mo--
‎什么？妖娆、妖媚、妖冶？
What? Marsupial? Mariachi? Meatball?
‎你是个妖怪
You're a monster.
‎不许叫我妖怪！
Do not call me that!
‎不 当然不是
No. No, no, no. Of course not.
‎你显然不是一个巨大的、会喷火的…
You're obviously not a massive fire-breathing, you know--
‎但你确实会变形
But you do do the shifty-shift-shifting-shape thing.
‎你是个女孩 能够变成…
And you're a girl who can turn into--
‎你是什么？
What are you?
‎我是妮莫娜
I'm Nimona.
‎不 这不是答案
No, that's not an answer.
‎人类不会变成别的东西
People don't just turn into things.
‎我就会
I do.
‎好吧 那我有无数个疑问
Okay. Fine. Then I have a million questions.
‎准你问一个
You get one.
‎你为什么要帮我？
Why are you helping me?
‎因为无聊
Because I'm bored.
‎加上你也被所有人讨厌
And everybody hates you too.
‎（侍从）
‎那个侍从肯定知道一些内情
The squire has to know something.
‎是他把剑交给我的 那把剑…
He's the one that gave me the sword. The sword that...
‎那把剑…
that...
‎你需要那个侍从吗？
You need the squire?
‎那我们去干掉…找他
Then let's go kill-- Get him.
‎我们去找他
Let's go get him.
‎你和我
You and me.
‎不 绝对不行
No, absolutely not.
‎你干的事太过分了 不行
The thing you do? It's too much. No.
‎我想你是想说：“ 谢谢你救了我”
I think you're trying to say, "Thanks for saving my life."
‎三次了 如果你有数的话
Three times, if you're keeping score.
‎不过你说得对 我相信你一个人能行
But you're right. I'm sure you can do this alone,
‎虽然王国的所有骑士 ‎都在追杀你 祝你好运
with every knight in the entire kingdom gunning for you. Good luck.
‎等等
Wait.
‎什么事 邪恶老曹？
Yes, Evil Larry?
- I... - I'm in.
‎-我… ‎-我加入
‎不过先说好 帮你洗刷罪名之后 ‎我要永远做你的正式助手
Here's the thing. When we clear your name, then I am your official sidekick forever.
‎不许反悔 成交？
No take-backsies. Deal?
‎-我不确定我是否愿意 ‎-别想那么多
- I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. - Don't overthink it.
Can you just be you, please?
‎变回你自己好吗？
‎我听不懂
I don't follow.
‎变回女孩的样子
Girl you.
‎但我不是女孩
But I'm not a girl.
‎我是鲨鱼
I'm a shark.
Hey. You ever put your head in the mouth of one of these?
‎嘿 你试过把脑袋 ‎放进鲨鱼的嘴里吗？
‎-我应该待在牢里的 ‎-来吧！
- Should've just stayed in jail. - Come on!
‎你明明就是想！
You know you wanna!
‎天啊！看看这里！
Oh man! Look at this place!
‎一千年的历史毁于一旦
A thousand years of history destroyed.
- Huh. Hey, Mansley. - What?
‎-嘿 曼斯利 ‎-干嘛？
‎你叔叔的脑袋落在我奶奶的屁股上了
Your uncle's head fell on my grandma's butt.
‎-太好笑了 ‎-不错
- That's hilarious. - Nice.
‎不过挺可惜的
Oh, so sad, though.
‎如果戈登罗恩没有帮他…
Well, if Goldenloin hadn't helped him...
- I never liked... - Let me get this straight.
‎让我理理清楚
‎杀害女王的凶手
The murderer of the queen escaped
‎在一个女孩、一只鸵鸟 ‎和一条鲸鱼的帮助下逃走了？
with the help of a girl, an ostrich, and a whale?
‎它毁了我们的淋浴间！
It destroyed our showers!
‎这都怪他！
This is his fault!
‎-告诉他 托德 ‎-怪我？
- Tell him, Todd. - Me?
‎你为什么不早点告诉我们 ‎巴利斯特跟鲸鱼是同伙？
Why didn't you tell us Ballister was working with whales?
‎鲸鱼？不是吧 托德？
Whales? Really, Todd?
‎咋了？鲸鱼？不是吧？就是 ‎你比任何人都了解他 兄弟
Oh, what? Whale? Really? Yeah. You knew him better than anyone, bro.
‎我想阻止他来着 兄弟
I tried to stop him, bro.
‎是吗？像这样吗？ ‎“哦 嗨 巴利斯特 进来吧”
Really? Like this? "Oh, hi, Ballister. Come right in."
‎“当然可以带上你的鲸鱼 ‎鸵鸟和巨胖的独角兽”
"And of course you can bring your whale, ostrich, and big fat unicorn."
‎-胖独角兽？ ‎-没错 你也看到了
- Fat unicorn? - Yeah, you saw it.
‎-那东西用角撞烂了所有东西 ‎-你是说犀牛吧？
- One with the horn that broke everything. - You mean rhinoceros?
‎如果我是说犀牛 我会说“犀牛”
If I meant rhinoperos, I would have said rhinoperos.
‎够了！
Enough!
‎王国有个恶人在逍遥法外
There is a villain on the loose in our kingdom.
‎看看你们 像平民的孩子似的
Look at you, acting like common children.
‎记住你们受过的训练
Remember your training.
‎记住你们的身份
Remember who you are.
‎保卫王国是我们与生俱来的使命
We are born to protect this kingdom.
‎正是我
I was born.
‎让我带队吧 院长
Let me take the lead, Director.
‎我现在只想做两件事 ‎第一 有一把巨大的剑
There's only two things I want right now. A, to have a really big sword.
‎有了
Check.
‎第三 让巴利斯特这个 ‎杀害女王的恶魔得到他应有的下场
And three, to treat Ballister like the queen-killing monster he is.
‎-我会追捕他 ‎-对！
- I'll hunt him down. - Yeah!
‎我不会手下留情 我会…
I'll make it hurt. I'll make--
‎我来吧
- I'll do it. - Huh?
‎如果说有人能找到巴尔…
If anyone can find Bal...
‎找到巴利斯特
find Ballister
‎避免有人受到伤害…
before someone else gets hurt...
‎那就是我了
it's me.
‎这是我们几代人以来面临的最大威胁
This is the greatest threat we've faced in generations.
‎好在我们有葛萝丝的后人率领我们
Thankfully, we have a descendant of Gloreth to lead us.
‎什么？
What?
‎王国的骑士们
Knights of the realm,
‎搜查每一条街道 每一处暗影
search every street, every shadow.
‎找到巴利斯特 带他来见我
Find Ballister, and bring him to me.
‎昨天学院遭到恶意袭击后
After yesterday's vicious attack on the Institute,
‎骑士团再次加派人手
our knights have redoubled their efforts
‎追捕歹徒巴利斯特
in the manhunt for the villain Ballister.
Whew. Okay.
‎好吧
‎我们只需要前往集市 ‎找到那个侍从 同时不惊动…
We just have to get to the market and find the squire without drawing att--
Will you be quiet?
‎你能不能安静点？
Counterpoint. Your plan sucks, and it's boring.
‎相比之下 你的计划很烂 而且无聊
‎好戏在哪里？惊恐的尖叫声呢？
Where's the drama? The screams of terror?
‎等等 嘘
Wait. Shh.
‎我们是坏蛋 接受吧
We are villains. Embrace it.
‎不 这次按我的方式来 不要伤人
No. We're doing things my way this time. No one gets hurt.
I was going for the "hurting people" version.
‎我正打算采用“伤人”的版本呢
‎-我们找到那个侍从 盘问他 ‎-然后伤害他
- We find the squire and question him. - Then hurt him.
‎-不 然后寻找证据 ‎-通过拷打他
- No. And then find the proof. - By hurting him.
‎不 我们赶紧去集市吧 行吗？
No. Can we just get to the market, please?
‎收到
Roger that.
‎-距离下一趟航班起飞还有三… ‎-不 你干什么？
- Next flight leaves in three... - No. What are you doing?
‎-二… ‎-不…哈！我是鬼
- ...two... - No-- Boo! I'm a ghost. Heh heh heh.
‎抱歉 不能让别人见到 ‎我跟那玩意儿在一起！
Eh, sorry. I can't be seen with that! Aah!
‎这是优秀助手的标配
This is quality sidekicking stuff.
‎太显眼了
It's too much.
Oh, unclench your mustache. What's the worst that could happen?
‎别那么紧张 最坏能糟到哪里去？
‎妖怪袭击
Monster attack. Monster attack.
‎立刻寻找庇护所
Seek immediate shelter.
‎王国的公民们 大家好
Citizens of the realm, hello.
‎鉴于昨天学院遭到可怕的袭击
In light of yesterday's horrific attack on the Institute,
‎我们正在采取一切防范措施 ‎保证大家的安全
we are taking every precaution to keep you safe.
‎请不要惊慌 这只是测试
Please do not be alarmed. This is only a test.
‎请大家一切照常 请大家放心
Go about your normal lives and rest assured
‎局势尽在学院的掌控中
that the Institute has this situation well in hand.
‎祝大家愉快 愿葛萝丝永远指引你
Good day and may Gloreth guide you always.
‎不要惊慌 请保持镇定
Do not be alarmed. Please remain calm.
‎这只是测试
This is only a test.
‎哦！“不要惊慌”警报 真有效
Oh! A "don't-be-alarmed" alarm. Effective.
‎你不明白吗？
Don't you get it?
‎一旦我们放松戒备 ‎就会有可怕的东西翻墙而入
The second we let our guard down, something terrible comes over that wall.
‎你出过那道围墙吗？
Have you ever even been outside the wall?
‎出过 因为我想找死 ‎没有！没人出去过！
Yeah, 'cause I have a death wish. No! No one has!
‎所以也许外面什么也没有？
So, maybe there's nothing there?
‎算了 我们走地下 收起翅膀
You know what? We're going underground. Without the wings.
‎待会儿你就想要翅膀了
You're gonna want 'em later.
‎死吧！滚回暗影里…
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Go back to the shadows and--
‎嘿！
Hey!
‎（征服者广场站）
‎下一班地铁将于三分钟后抵达
Next train arriving in three minutes.
‎记住 见到可疑的东西 杀无赦
Remember, if you see something, slay something.
‎（打赏）
‎你正在收看 KTV 新闻台
You're watching KTV News.
‎击掌！
High five!
‎休息过后是“第一家庭时尚”栏目 ‎介绍贵族们的当季穿着
After the break, "First Family Fashion," what the nobles are wearing this season.
So cool. We're famous.
‎太酷了 我们出名了
通缉
‎开什么玩笑？
You've gotta be kidding me.
Ah. I love us.
‎我喜欢我们
‎-不好意思 让我看看你的脸 ‎-好的
- Excuse me. I need to see your face. - Of course.
‎然后转角处冒出一只水獭 它咬了我
So then an otter comes around the corner, and it bit me.
‎是海獭还是河獭？
A sea otter or a river otter?
‎你在开玩笑吗？ ‎这有关系吗？它咬了我
Are you kidding? Does it matter? It bit me.
‎两者在组成结构上有很大的不同
There's significant anatomical differences between the two.
‎我不知道 它…
I don't know. It was...
‎想上地铁 就肯定会被他们看到
We're never gonna make it on that train without them seeing us.
‎必须引开他们
We need a distraction.
‎谁有四根拇指 ‎而且特别擅长引开敌人？
Who has four thumbs and is great at distractions?
Fine, but dial it down.
‎好吧 但低调点
‎要神不知鬼不觉地…
Something inconspicuous and discreet, like...
‎她不见了
And she's gone.
The queen killer!
‎女王杀手！
‎见到可疑的东西 杀无赦！
If you see something, slay something!
‎我是巴利斯特·博德哈特！
It's Ballister Boldheart!
Yaah! I'm evil, and I hate everybody!
‎我很邪恶 我讨厌所有人！
‎但我最讨厌自己 ‎谁来给我一个拥抱？
Not as much as I hate myself. Can somebody give me a hug?
Baah! I hate smiles!
‎我讨厌微笑！
‎-找到他了！ ‎-我讨厌纸杯蛋糕
- Got him! - I hate cupcakes.
‎我觉得婴儿都是丑八怪！
And I think babies are ugly!
‎看啊！我在闲逛 我在乱扔垃圾
Look at this! I'm loitering, and I'm littering.
‎希望你们都喜欢即兴爵士乐
I hope you all like freestyle jazz.
‎抓住他！
Get him!
- Hurry up! - Stop pushing me! I'm trying!
‎-快点！ ‎-别催我！我在追了！
‎我没催你！我在鼓励你前进！
I'm not pushing! I'm encouraging you forward!
‎鼓励归鼓励 别打我！
Well, do it without hitting!
‎战车在等我们呢
Our chariot awaits.
‎刚才是什么情况？ ‎你没说过你可以变成我
What was that? And you never said you could turn into me.
‎对了 我可以变成你
By the way, I can turn into you.
‎郑重声明 刚才一点都不像我
Well, for the record, that is nothing like me.
‎说得对 你从来没那么有趣过
You're right. You're never that much fun.
‎（扫描区S）
‎找到他了！
- We found him. - We found him!
‎看！
Look!
‎好吧 走 我们去抓这个穷小子
All right, let's go. Let's get this gutter punk.
‎-是 长官 ‎-等等
- Yes, sir. - Wait.
‎继续播放
Let it run.
‎感觉不对劲
Something doesn't feel right.
‎他讨厌即兴爵士乐
He hates freestyle jazz.
‎-你要让他跑掉了 兄弟 ‎-继续播放
- You're letting him get away. - Keep playing.
‎时间不等人
The clock's ticking.
‎停
There.
That's him.
‎是他 那班地铁开往哪里？
Where's that train headed?
‎那是前往集市的快车 六分钟后到达
That's the express to the market. Arrives in six minutes.
‎我们去那里等他
And we'll be there to meet him.
‎现在走吧
Now we go.
‎-所有人去集市 ‎-是 长官
- Everyone to the market. - Yes, sir.
‎“所有人去集市 我是个呆子 ‎我的头发有薰衣草的香味”
"Everyone to the market. I'm a dork, and my hair smells like lavender."
‎饿了吗？
- Starving? - Rahhr!
‎脆脆果！
Kwispy!
‎那就用龙牌脆脆果消灭饥饿吧！
Then slay your hunger with Dragon Krisps!
‎-嘎嘣脆！ ‎-大口嚼！
- Crunch! - Munch!
‎接招吧！
Take that!
‎好啊 耶！
All right, yay!
‎耶！
Yeah!
‎龙牌脆脆果 英雄早餐必不可少！
Dragon Krisps. Part of your heroic breakfast!
‎（相信学院）
‎你一直盯着我看
You've been staring.
‎有人想吃披萨了吗？
Did somebody want pizza?
Can you please just be normal for a second?
‎你能不能正常一秒钟？
‎正常？
Normal?
‎我只是觉得 ‎如果你是个女孩 那会轻松一些
I just think it'd be easier if you were a girl.
‎做女孩更轻松？你太搞笑了
Easier to be a girl? You're hilarious.
‎我是说 如果你 ‎看起来像人类 会轻松一些
I mean, easier if you look human.
‎谁会轻松一些？
Easier for who?
‎你啊 很多人不像我这么包容
For you. A lot of people aren't as accepting as me.
‎嗯？
Mm-hmm?
‎你是怎么变成这样的？
How did you get like this?
‎怎么变得这么王炸的？
What? You mean awesome?
‎不 你是怎么… ‎我只想搞清楚我在跟谁合作
No, how do you-- I'm just trying to understand what I'm working with here.
‎我是妮莫娜
I'm Nimona.
‎这什么都解释不了
That explains literally nothing.
‎没错 你说得对
No, you're right.
‎我应该给你一个更好的解释
You deserve a better explanation than that.
‎当时我还是个孩子
I was just a kid.
‎天真可爱的小女孩
Cute, little, innocent me.
‎我在树林里玩耍
I was playing in the woods,
‎追逐飞翔的鸟 游泳的鱼
following the birds flying and the fish swimming
‎蹦蹦跳跳的小鹿
and the deer bounding.
‎它们在一起 显得如此快乐
They all looked so happy together,
‎而我…
but I...
‎我孤零零的
I was alone.
‎就在那时 我听见有歌声召唤我
- That's when I heard it... -
...a song, calling me,
‎把我带到一口许愿井前
- leading me to a wishing well. -
‎许愿井？你怎么知道 ‎那不是普通的井？
How did you know it wasn't just a regular well?
‎-你想替我讲故事吗？ ‎-对 抱歉 请继续
- Do you wanna tell my story for me? - Right. Sorry. Go on.
‎当我慢慢靠近那口井时
As I slowly approached the well,
‎手中神奇地出现了一枚硬币
a coin appeared in the palm of my hand as if by magic.
‎我知道我该怎么做
And I knew what I had to do.
‎我鼓起勇气 攥紧那枚硬币
I summoned my courage, held the coin tight,
‎把它扔进井里 同时许了一个愿
threw it into the well, and made a wish.
‎希望有一天 我会被困在一列地铁上
A wish to one day be trapped on a subway
‎跟一个紧张兮兮的骑士在一起 ‎他还问我一堆土老帽的问题
with an uptight knight asking me small-minded questions.
‎那块披萨还在吗？
Do you still have that pizza?
‎集市站到了
Now arriving at Market Station.
‎酷 我们到了
Cool, we're here.
‎你的朋友也到了
And so are your friends.
‎他看到我们了吗？
Do you think he saw us?
‎看到了
Yes.
‎上！
Go, go, go!
‎-上！ ‎-左边
- Move! - On the left.
‎-安全 ‎-安全
- Clear. - Clear.
‎-安全 ‎-快！
- Clear. - Moving!
‎这是什么情况？
What in the name of Gloreth?
‎小鲸鱼
Tiny whale.
Did Goldenloin see you do the thing?
‎戈登罗恩见到你变形了吗？
Seriously? That guy cut off your arm, and you're worried about being seen with me.
‎不是吧？那家伙砍断了你的胳膊 ‎你还担心被他见到你跟我在一起
- I told you, it's-- - Complicated. I know.
‎-我说了 这件事… ‎-很复杂 我知道
‎你看！侍从
Look! Squire.
‎嗨 不好意思
Hi. Hi. Uh, excuse me.
‎好 我们带他离开这里 别张扬
Okay. We've gotta get him out of here quietly.
‎这就去
On it.
Wait, not like that. Not like that, either.
‎等等 不要这个样子 也不要这个样子
‎你一会儿让我变形 ‎一会儿让我别变 想好再说
You want me to shift. You don't want me to shift. Pick a lane.
‎现在你变成了一个男孩
And now you're a boy.
‎-今天是的 ‎-等等 不！
- I am today. - Wait, no!
- Wanted. Wanted. Wanted. - Excuse me.
‎通缉
‎不好意思
Come on.
‎看着点
I know he's here! Find him!
‎他肯定就在附近 找到他！
‎-看啊 是戈登罗恩！ ‎-没错 我不敢相信自己的眼睛
- Look, it's Goldenloin! - I can't believe it.
Goldenloin.
‎-请让让 ‎-可以给我签个名吗？
- Please move aside. - Can I get your autograph?
‎-好 就签一个 你叫什么？ ‎-能签在身上吗？
- Just one signature. Who am I signing? - Do you sign skin?
‎别动！
Don't move!
‎不然的话 你今天会错过 ‎一笔巨划算的买卖！
'Cause if you do, you're gonna miss out on a great deal today!
‎不好意思 侍从先生
Excuse me, Mr. Squire, sir.
‎我找不到妈妈了
I can't find my mommy.
‎她进了那条吓人的巷子
She went to that scary alley over there.
‎可以帮我找到她吗？
Can you help me find her?
‎拜托了
Please?
‎哦 不！
Oh, no.
‎我去找其他人帮你吧
Let me go ahead and pass this problem on to someone else.
‎来不及了！
- There's no time! - Aah!
‎这辆车配置齐全 最先进的音响系统
This baby's fully loaded. State-of-the-art sound system.
‎好了 请大家让让
There. Can we just part the waters?
‎-谢谢 ‎-谢谢 让让
- Thank you. - Thank you. Move aside.
‎救命啊 救救我
Please help me. Help me, please.
‎有个恶魔宝宝在追我 救救我
A little demon baby is after me. Please help me.
‎看看这个
Check this out.
‎通过360度环影行车记录 ‎你可以对周围的情况了如指掌
With our 360-degree dashcams, you'll always see what's coming.
And our news feature will keep you up to date with the kingdom's headlines.
‎我们的新闻功能 ‎能让你随时了解王国的头条新闻
‎（狂魔二人组）
- Uh, you look a lot like-- - I'm innocent!
‎-你长得很像… ‎-我是无辜的！
‎不！
No!
Pineapple on pizza? Bleah!
‎菠萝披萨？
- There! - Excuse me. I need to get through. Move!
‎-那里！ ‎-不好意思 让我过去 让开！
‎糟糕
- Uh-oh. - Ah ha ha ha!
- Aw. Why did you get to kill him? - He's not dead. I hope.
‎-凭什么你就可以杀他？ ‎-他没死 希望如此
- Is that Ballister? - It's the queen killer!
‎-那是巴利斯特吗？ ‎-是女王杀手！
- He's working with a demon baby! - I thought he ate babies!
‎-他跟一个恶魔宝宝是同伙！ ‎-他不是吃宝宝吗？
‎巴利斯特！停下！别跑
Ballister! Stop! Halt
‎-耶！ ‎-上车！
- Yeah! - Get in!
‎-巴尔！ ‎-射他的脸！
- Bal! - Shoot him in the face!
‎你在干什么？
What are you doing?
‎这辆车我们要了
We'll take it.
‎该死！
Dang it!
‎我不想这么说 但你是个出色的坏蛋
I hate to say it, but you make a pretty good bad guy.
Oh! Yep. I like it.
‎嗯 我喜欢这里
‎破败的街区 拷打这家伙的好地方
We're gonna shake this dude down in this sketchy part of town.
‎听着 我们盘问完侍从就离开…你的腿
Look, let's just question the squire and get out-- Your leg.
‎-嗯？ ‎-你的腿上有支箭！
- Huh? - There's an arrow in your leg!
‎-哦 ‎-好吧 你需要坐下
- Oh. - Okay, you really need to sit down.
‎-不用 没事 完全… ‎-看看你 你有事
- No, it's fine. It's totally-- - Look at you. You're not fine.
‎-小意思 它自己会出来的 ‎-你在流血 坐下
- It's a splinter. It'll work itself out. - You're bleeding. Sit.
We're just gonna take a look, okay?
‎我们检查一下 好吗？
Yah! Okay. Okay. Okay.
‎好吧
‎那个…它…插进去了
That's-- It's-- That's in there.
Uh, everything's fine. We're just gonna...
‎没事的 我们…
‎数三下就动手
We're gonna do this on three.
‎准备好了吗？
You ready?
‎一、二、三
One, two, three.
‎好吧 一般人会大叫
Okay, most people scream at that part.
‎我不是一般人
I'm not a people.
‎对
Right.
‎对
Right. Um...
‎-你会觉得疼吗？ ‎-会
- does it hurt at all? - It does.
But I've been through worse.
‎但我受过更重的伤
What does it feel like?
‎那是什么感觉？
‎就像腿部挨了一刀
Pretty stabby in my leg region.
‎不 我是说变形
No. No. The shape shifting.
‎会疼吗？或者…
Does it hurt, or does it--
‎抱歉 土老帽的问题
Sorry. Small-minded question.
‎别动
Hold still.
‎说实话吗？
Honestly?
‎我不变形的时候更难受
I feel worse when I don't do it.
‎感觉心里痒痒的
Like my insides are itchy.
‎你知道打喷嚏前的感觉吧？
You know that second right before you sneeze?
‎差不多就是那种感觉
That's close to it.
‎然后我会变形 然后就自由了
Then I shape-shift, and I'm free.
‎要是你忍住呢？
What if you held it in?
‎要是你不变形呢？
If you didn't shape-shift?
‎-我会死 ‎-天啊 太可怕了！
- I'd die. - Good Gloreth, that's horrible!
‎别这么容易上当 我不是真的会死
Don't be so gullible. I wouldn't die die.
‎我只是…会病恹恹的
I just sure wouldn't be living.
‎很高兴听你们增进感情
So nice to hear you guys bonding.
Ah, it's such a shame I have to go. Let me go.
‎可惜我得走了 放我走
‎对了 后备箱里的小子 ‎我们去收拾后备箱里的小子吧
Oh yeah, the punk in the trunk. Let's go dunk on the punk in the trunk.
‎-交代吧 ‎-他想见血
- Start talking. - He wants blood.
‎-血？ ‎-你的血！
- Blood? - Your blood!
‎-我不想见血 ‎-血流成河！
- I don't want blood. - Buckets of blood!
‎我想要的是答案 交代吧
What I want is answers, so start talking.
‎不然我们就要捅人了
Or we start stabbing.
‎-不要捅人 ‎-扇耳光
- No stabbing. - Slapping.
‎不！为什么要陷害我？
No! Why did you set me up?
‎-我没有 ‎-那是谁？
- I didn't. - Then who?
‎-你！ ‎-不是！
- You! - No!
‎-谁？ ‎-听我解释
- Who? - Let me explain.
Blanche? Chad? Todd?
‎布兰奇？查德？托德？
‎-托德？ ‎-欠揍的家伙？
- Todd? - Punchable face guy?
‎当然了 托德 ‎托德换了我的剑 对吧？
Of course. Todd swapped my sword, didn't he?
‎-什么？不是 ‎-为什么要袒护他？
- What? No. - Why are you protecting him?
‎谁会袒护托德？
Who'd protect Todd?
‎看来只能来硬的了
Guess we're just gonna have to do things the hard way.
‎来硬的？慢着 等一下
Hard way? Hold on a second. Wait. Just wait.
‎躲猫猫！
Peekaboo.
Yaah! Here, look.
‎来 你们看
Check it out. I'm in the locker room,
‎看啊 我在更衣室
‎你正在见证历史时刻
and you are looking at history in the making.
‎巴利斯特的盔甲 它在说话
Ballister's armor. It's speaking.
‎它在说：“尊重我 保护我 ‎穿上我吧 没有人在偷看”
It's saying, "Respect me. Protect me. Put me on. No one's watching."
‎好尴尬
Awkward.
‎噢 我们快进吧
Oh, we can just fast-forward.
‎好了 你们要看的是这段
Okay, this is the part you have to see.
‎是院长陷害我
The Director set me up.
‎是她杀了女王
She killed the queen.
‎我不知道该怎么办 ‎我想拿给你看的 但后来…
I, I didn't know what to do. I tried to show you before...
‎这完全没有道理
None of this makes sense.
Oh. Hey, buddy.
‎嘿 伙计
‎抱歉 我绑架了你
I'm sorry for kidnapping you.
‎没关系
It's okay.
‎才怪！
- Or am I? - Oh! Oh!
Look, boss, you got betrayed by someone you trusted.
‎听着 老大 你信任的人背叛了你
‎我懂 不好受 但我们做到了 ‎你是无辜的 我们有证据
I get it. It sucks. But we did it. You're innocent, and we have the proof.
‎-等我们上传了视频… ‎-我们不上传
- Once we upload that video-- - We're not.
‎什么？必须让大家了解真相
What? Everybody needs to know the truth.
The system is jacked. The Institute needs to shut down.
‎制度被破坏了 学院必须关闭
Will you be quiet?
‎你能不能安静点？
‎目标 第三大道没发现 完毕
Prospective target. Clear on Avenue Three. Over.
‎我是不会保持沉默的
I will not be quiet about this.
‎这段视频会动摇人们对学院的信心
This video could damage people's faith in the Institute.
‎废话！
No duh!
‎听着 我不知道她为什么要陷害我 ‎但问题不是出在学院身上
Look, I don't know why she framed me, but the Institute's not the problem.
‎是出在院长身上
The Director is.
‎所以我要把视频交给安布罗修斯
That's why I'm taking this to Ambrosius.
‎-谁…在乎？ ‎-安布罗…
- Who cares? - Ambro--
‎他砍断了你的胳膊 ‎这可不是表达爱的方式！
This is the man who cut off your arm. Arm-chopping is not a love language!
‎他不是砍断我的胳膊 ‎他是在解除一件武器
He didn't cut off my arm. He disarmed a weapon.
It's how we were trained.
‎我们受的训练就是这样
‎哇！
Wow!
‎他们对你洗脑洗得真彻底
They brainwashed you good.
‎你以为只有院长参与其中吗？
You think this stops with the Director?
‎现在你应该质疑一切
You should be questioning everything right now.
‎葛萝丝的意志、学院、围墙
The will of Gloreth, the Institute, the wall.
‎究竟是为了什么？
What's it all really for?
‎为了保护王国
For protecting the realm.
‎你是说防范像你这样的坏蛋吗？
You mean from villains like you?
‎还是防范妖怪
Or monsters
‎比如我？
like me?
‎听着 我们把这个交给安布罗修斯 ‎一切问题都会解决
Look, if we get this to Ambrosius, everything is gonna be okay.
‎我们两个都会没事
For both of us.
‎好吧 但如果事情不顺利 我就搞破坏
Okay, fine. But when things go south, I'm breaking stuff.
‎没那个必要
That won't be necessary.
‎（英雄的新时代）
Is something on your mind, Ambrosius?
‎你有心事吗 安布罗修斯？
You can talk to me.
‎你可以告诉我
‎心事？
My mind?
I've lost my mind.
‎我已经疯掉了
I've lost everything.
‎我失去了一切
The man I love, my best friend.
‎我爱的男人 我最好的朋友
Although now he's got a new best friend. What's that about?
‎不过现在他有了新的好朋友 ‎这是怎么一回事？
‎他还在掩盖什么？他究竟是谁？
What else is he hiding? Who is the real him?
‎我是谁？
Who am I?
A direct descendant of Gloreth? I never asked for that.
‎葛萝丝的直系后人？ ‎这也不是我要求的
‎现在每个人都期待我逮捕巴利斯特
Now everyone expects me to arrest Ballister.
‎不抓他 我就背叛了你 ‎抓他 我就背叛了他
If I don't, I'm a traitor to you. If I do, I'm a traitor to him.
Oh, and on top of that, I chopped off his arm!
‎还有 我砍断了他的胳膊！
‎他的胳膊！谁会砍别人的胳膊？
His arm! Who chops off an arm?
‎因为我受的训练就是这样？ ‎砍胳膊不是表达爱的方式…
Because I was trained to? Arm chopping is not a love langua--
‎我没事 院长
I'm fine, Director.
‎-夫人 ‎-坚强点 安布罗修斯
- Ma'am. - Stay strong, Ambrosius.
‎你的血管中流淌着葛萝丝的血液
The blood of Gloreth runs through your veins.
‎-安布罗修斯 ‎-骑士团！
- Ambrosius. - Knights!
‎我来的时候他们就已经这样了
They were like this when I got here.
‎是你
You.
‎是我
Me.
‎安布罗修斯 是院长杀了女王
Ambrosius, the Director killed the queen.
‎-什么？ ‎-又一个狗急跳墙的谎言
- What? - Another desperate lie.
‎他从不说谎
He's not a liar.
‎这话出自一个 ‎只会给他吹耳边风的恶人之口
Says the miscreant, whispering in his ear.
‎谢谢
Aw, thank you.
‎我是无辜的 我有证据
I'm innocent, and I have proof.
‎-他有武器 ‎-不！
- He's got a weapon. - No!
‎现在没了！托德最厉害！
Not anymore! Todd rules!
‎无所谓 你应该不需要证据
It doesn't matter. You shouldn't need proof.
‎你知道我不会杀人
You know I'm not a murderer.
‎你还等什么 队长？
What are you waiting for, Captain?
Hurry before the whale gets here.
‎快点 不然鲸鱼要来了
‎拜托 伙计
Come on, man.
‎做正确的事
Do the right thing.
Who is she, Bal?
‎她是谁 巴尔？
‎她是什么东西？
What is she?
‎安布罗修斯 我求你相信我
Ambrosius, I am begging you to trust me.
‎逮捕他们
Arrest them.
‎你想知道这孩子是谁吗？
You wanna know who the kid is?
‎我喜欢事态的走向
Oh, I like where this is going.
‎想让他们见识一下吗？
You wanna show 'em?
‎乐意之至
I'd love to.
‎我们来搞破坏吧
Let's break stuff.
‎帅
Metal.
‎那是大猩猩吗？
Is that a gorilla?
- Give me a sword. - We need to get you to safety.
‎-给我一把剑 ‎-我们得护送你去安全的地方
- Aah! - Get this thing in the air now!
‎赶紧起飞
- Oh! - Sorry, not sorry!
‎抱歉 才怪！
- You see a way out of here? - Of horse I do.
‎-你看到出路了吗？ ‎-马上出发
‎好吧 这笑话太冷了
Okay, that was terrible.
‎拦住那匹…马？
Stop that... horse?
‎-我们要跳了 对吧？ ‎-没错！唯一的出路在下面
- We're going over, aren't we? - Yep! The only way out is down.
‎-马！ ‎-为什么每次都是往下跳？
- Horse! - Why are we always falling?!
Ha ha! Told you you'd want the wings. Whoo-hoo!
‎早就说过了 你会想要翅膀的
- Okay, that was super gross. - Ha ha, I know!
‎-好吧 太恶心了 ‎-我知道！
‎这不是金童吗？
Well, if it isn't the golden boy.
‎-就是这只水獭咬了我！ ‎-嗯 我明白你的困惑了
- That's the otter that bit me! - I can see your confusion.
‎它的尾巴像河獭 但带蹼的后足…
It has the tail of a river otter, but the webbed back feet--
‎你心里有过我吗？ ‎还是说一切都是谎言？
Did I ever mean anything to you? Or was it all just a lie?
‎谎言？你还有脸说 ‎你整天跟妖怪在一起！
A lie? Says the guy running around with a monster!
‎不许叫她妖怪！ ‎她聪明、善良 还很成熟
Don't call her that! She's smart, kind, and quite sophisticated.
‎那家伙尿在盔甲里了！ ‎他尿在盔甲里了！
That guy just peed his armor! He peed his armor!
‎而且她不像你 她力挺我
And she has my back, unlike you.
‎你跟我说的话全都是骗我！
You lied to me about everything!
‎骗你的人是院长！
Only one lying to you is the Director!
‎怎么？你现在还要杀我吗？
What? You're gonna kill me now too?
‎你这样想吗？
You believe that?
‎那你完全不了解我
Then you never knew me at all.
Yeah. Now I'm gonna punch you in the face.
‎嗯 现在我要痛扁你的脸了
Now, I'm no doctor, but this cast looks delicious.
‎我不是医生 ‎但这个石膏看起来很好吃
Boss?
‎老大？
You think this hurts?
‎这就觉得疼了？
Wait till you see what we do to your pet monster.
‎等着瞧我们怎么对付你的妖怪宠物吧
No! Leave her alone!
‎不 别伤害她！
Kwispy! Wait, what?
‎脆脆球！等等 什么？
Hope you brought milk.
‎希望你们带了牛奶
‎不！
No!
‎等等！不！
Wait, wait! No, no!
‎什么？
What?
Monster attack. Monster attack.
有妖怪袭击 有妖怪袭击
Seek immediate shelter.
‎请立刻寻找庇护所
- Monster attack. Monster attack. - It's okay.
‎没关系
- Monster attack. Monster attack. - M-Monster.
‎妖 妖怪
Monster attack. Monster attack.
‎妖怪袭击
‎立刻寻找庇护所
Seek immediate shelter.
Her! Come on!
‎是她！
- I've got you, kid! - No! Stop!
‎-接到你了 孩子！ -不！站住！
- Are you okay? - I don't wanna talk about it.
‎-你没事吧？ ‎-我不想谈这个
- I know something's wrong. - I said I don't wanna talk about it!
‎-我知道你有事 ‎-我说了我不想谈！
‎嘿 我只是想帮你
Hey, I'm just trying to help.
‎我不需要你帮！
I don't need your help!
Did you see the way that little girl looked at me?
‎你见到那个小女孩看我的眼神了吗？
Kids.
‎孩子们
‎小孩子
Little kids.
‎他们从小就相信 只要拔剑刺穿
They grow up believing that they can be a hero
‎任何异类的心脏 他们就能成为英雄
if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different.
‎我反倒成了妖怪？
And I'm the monster?
‎我不知道哪一样更可怕
I don't know what's scarier.
The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart...
‎是这个王国的所有人 ‎都想一剑刺穿我的心脏呢…
or that sometimes
‎还是有时候
I just wanna let 'em.
‎我宁愿被他们刺穿心脏
We have to get you out of here.
‎得送你离开这里
We'll go over the wall.
‎我们翻过那道围墙
‎一直走 直到找到安全的地方
We won't stop until we find someplace safe.
‎好吧 我们一起走
Okay, we'll go together.
‎一起吗
Together?
Listen, you were right about everything. The Institute, the wall...
‎听着 全被你说对了 学院、围墙…
‎安布罗修斯
Ambrosius.
No matter what we do, we can't change the way people see us.
‎不管我们怎么做 ‎都改变不了人们对我们的看法
You changed the way you see me.
‎你就改变了对我的看法
Didn't you?
‎不是吗？
We can't let the Director get away with this.
‎我们不能让院长逍遥法外
‎我们不该被迫逃亡
We shouldn't have to run.
And you made a deal, right?
‎而且我们有言在先
We clear your name, you make me your sidekick.
‎我们洗刷你的罪名 ‎你就让我做你的助手
‎你不能食言 因为你相信真理和荣誉
You can't back out on a deal because you believe in truth and honor
‎诸如此类的蠢东西
and blah, blah, blah. All that stupid stuff.
‎真理和荣誉并不蠢 不过好吧
Truth and honor aren't stupid, but all right.
‎那么你有计划吗？
So, you got a plan?
‎当然有
'Course I got a plan.
‎等等等等…
Something, something, something...
‎我们赢了
We win.
‎（保卫我们的生活方式）
Excuse me, but the Director isn't available right now.
‎抱歉 院长现在没空
‎我们得谈谈！
We need to talk!
Alone.
‎私下谈
Was Ballister telling the truth?
‎巴利斯特说的是真的吗？
He could've said anybody killed the queen, but he said you. Why you?
‎他大可以随便说是什么人杀了女王 ‎但他偏偏说是你 为什么是你？
Sir Goldenloin, is your loyalty to this kingdom
‎戈登罗恩爵士 你是效忠于王国
or to a knight who consorts with a monster?
‎还是效忠于一个 ‎跟妖怪同流合污的骑士？
Did you swap his sword?
‎你是不是换了他的剑？
‎你是不是陷害了他？
Did you set him up?
‎跟我说实话！
Tell me the truth!
‎从小到大 我经常做同一个恶梦
Ever since I was young, I've had the same nightmare.
I find a crack in the wall.
‎我发现围墙上有一条裂缝
I yell out,
‎我大声叫喊
but no one listens.
‎但是没人听
And the crack grows bigger and bigger
‎那条裂缝越来越大
until the wall crumbles
‎直到围墙倒塌
and the monsters pour in.
‎妖怪蜂拥而入
I begged the queen not to question the word of Gloreth.
‎我求女王不要质疑葛萝丝的话
Not to question what's kept us safe for a thousand years.
‎不要质疑保护了我们一千年的传统
But she wouldn't listen.
‎但她不听
‎允许巴利斯特成为骑士 ‎就是围墙上的第一条裂缝
Allowing Ballister to hold the sword was the first crack in the wall.
‎而现在
And now
‎妖怪进了王国
we have a monster in our kingdom.
Is that...
‎那是…
I'm sorry, Ambrosius.
‎对不起 安布罗修斯
So, yes, I framed Ballister.
‎所以没错 我陷害了巴利斯特
‎是我杀了女王
I killed the queen.
Gloreth did whatever it took to keep the monsters out.
‎葛萝丝曾不惜一切代价 ‎将妖怪挡在墙外
‎我也会的
And so will I.
May Gloreth forgive you.
‎愿葛萝丝宽恕你
So, yes, I framed Ballister.
‎所以没错 我陷害了巴利斯特
I killed the queen.
‎我杀了女王
‎好想马上让国人看到这一幕
I can't wait for the kingdom to see this.
‎是你
You.
‎嗯 还有我的助手 ‎掌声鼓励 女士们先生们
Well, and my sidekick. Round of applause, ladies and gents.
Was my acting okay? I was a little worried my last "Ehh" was too over the top.
‎我的演技还行吧？ ‎我有点担心 最后的…有点浮夸
‎如果你想听听我的看法 ‎确实有点浮夸
If you're looking for feedback, it was a little dramatic.
‎拿奖是没指望了 不过还不错
You won't win any awards, but it was good.
‎我甚至没上过表演课
I've never taken a class.
‎真的吗？真是没想到
Really? That's a surprise.
‎一节都没上过 ‎对了 别忘了你的剑 老大
Not a one. Oh, don't forget your sword, boss.
‎不用了 让她留着吧
Eh, she can keep it.
‎我已经不再为她而战了
I don't fight for her anymore.
‎刚才你说我是你的助手
You called me your sidekick.
‎我有吗？
I did, didn't I?
‎你说我是你的助手
You called me your sidekick.
‎我已经后悔了
And I regret it already.
‎你说我是你的助手 你说我是…
You called me your sidekick. You called me...
‎我们得谈谈
We need to talk.
Go!
‎走开！
Bad time?
‎难道是时机不对？
‎快点！
Come on, come on!
Yes! Let's take that pooch for a walk.
‎太棒了！我们来遛狗吧
Eight, nine, ten.
‎八、九、十
Ooh, landing you in the Enchanted Forest, which is my domain.
‎你进入了魔法森林 那是我的地盘
Cha-ching. 600 gold, please.
‎交钱吧 600金币 谢了
My Scottie dog will not pay your tyrannical toll.
‎你乱收过路费 ‎我的苏格兰犬是不会交的
‎他召集森林中 ‎被压迫的动物 开始反抗
He rallies the oppressed woodland creatures and starts a rebellion.
Squirrels scale the castle walls!
‎松鼠爬上城堡的围墙！
Bears batter down the gates! Letting chaos ensue!
‎狗熊撞倒大门！让混乱到来吧！
‎-我还是要收600金币 ‎-什么？
- I'm still taking the 600 gold. - What?
You didn't tell me you could breathe fire.
‎你没说过你会喷火
Metal. Best two out of three?
‎帅 三局两胜怎么样？
What?
‎怎么了？
Nothing.
‎没什么
Hey, check it out.
‎嘿 你看
‎（观看次数 198,160）
‎哇！一百 五百 三万
Whoa! A hundred-- 500-- 30,000--
Seventy-five-- The whole kingdom is seeing this thing.
七十五万 整个王国的人都在看
‎好吧 我猜只剩下一个问题了
Well, I guess there's only one question left.
‎什么问题？
What's that?
‎鲨鱼会跳舞吗？
Can a shark dance?
‎鲨鱼会跳舞吗？
‎看好了
Watch me.
Still reeling from the monster attack, the kingdom is rocked
‎妖怪袭击的余波尚未散去 ‎王国再次遭遇震撼弹
by new footage of the Director making a truly shocking confession.
‎院长在一段新的视频中 ‎做出了让人惊掉大牙的招供
I framed Ballister. I killed the queen.
‎我陷害了巴利斯特 我杀了女王
‎（观看次数 1,068,200）
‎我陷害了巴利斯特 我杀了女王
I framed Ballister. I killed the queen.
‎（打倒学院！谁是真正的坏蛋？）
I framed Ballister. I killed the queen.
‎我陷害了巴利斯特 我杀了女王
‎（女王遇害）
‎我杀了女王
I killed the queen.
One question remains.
‎还有一个问题
‎谁 才是真正的坏蛋？
Who's the real villain?
Give us the Director!
‎把院长交出来！
‎（坏蛋）
‎（真正的坏蛋）
- With me. - Yes, sir.
‎-跟我来 ‎-遵命 长官
Director!
‎院长！
You're under arrest for the murder of the queen and for--
‎你被捕了 罪名是谋杀女王和…
Ambrosius. This explains everything.
‎安布罗修斯 这解释了一切
‎僵尸是长生不死之身 杀不死
Zombies are immortal, eternal beings. There's no way to kill them.
But what if they come for us?
‎万一他们找上门来怎么办？
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I actually feel bad for the zombies.
‎没想到我会这么说 ‎我还挺同情这些僵尸的
- Stop. Don't. - Hey.
‎-住手 不要 ‎-嘿
‎嘿
Hey.
‎没事 你很安全
It's okay. You're safe.
- We're home. - Home?
‎-我们在家里 ‎-家？
‎我喜欢这里
I like it here.
‎我们在这里永远住下去吧
Let's live here forever.
‎（戈登罗恩 出来吃玉米片吗？）
‎（角蛇餐厅）
- You have 30 seconds. - Thirty seconds?
‎-我给你30秒 ‎-30秒？
- That's a lot more than you've given me. - I'm here to save you.
‎-比你给我的时间长多了 ‎-我是来救你的
- You are so full of-- - Hey! Can I get you guys something?
‎-你简直是满嘴胡… ‎-嘿 两位吃点什么？
‎-玉米片！ ‎-玉米片！
- Nachos! - Nachos!
Please.
‎谢谢
‎不要橄榄
And hold the olives.
‎他对橄榄过敏
He's allergic.
Bal, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't important.
‎巴尔 如果不是事关重大 ‎我也不会来了
And I wouldn't be here if you'd stood up for me.
‎要是你当初帮我说话 ‎我也不会落到这步田地
That is not fair.
‎这不公平
‎-我们完了 她也完了 ‎-现在是学院直播
- We're done. So is she. - We now go live to the Institute.
‎-我有事要告诉你 ‎-嘿 调大声点
- There is something I need to tell you. - Hey, turn that up.
Citizens of the realm, that is not me in the recording.
‎王国的公民们 ‎那段视频中的人不是我
I know it looks like me and sounds like me, but it is not me.
‎我知道她长得像我 ‎说话也像我 但她不是我
‎是那个妖怪 ‎与杀害女王的真凶巴利斯特的奸计
That was the monster working with the real queen killer, Ballister.
They are trying to trick you.
‎他们想欺骗大家
‎撒谎
That's a lie.
‎我们受到了袭击 敌人能够任意变形
We are under attack by something that can take any form.
‎能够变成任何人
It could be anyone.
Your spouse, your child, your best friend,
‎你的配偶 你的孩子 你最好的朋友
‎坐在你旁边的人
the person sitting next to you.
‎没有人是安全的
None of us are safe
‎只要那个恶人和妖怪还在
so long as the villain and that monster are still out there.
‎她在歪曲事实
She's twisting everything.
‎安布罗修斯 恶人不是我
Ambrosius, I'm not the villain here.
‎我知道
I know.
‎我知道
I know.
‎我相信你
I believe you.
‎我…
I...
‎对不起
I'm sorry
‎为了发生的一切
for everything.
‎为了你的胳膊
For your arm.
She manipulated you.
‎她蒙骗了你
我们都被她骗了
She manipulated both of us,
‎但你我联手 我们就能打垮她 ‎向国人证明真相
but together, we'll take her down and prove it to the kingdom.
‎你将再次成为骑士
You'll be a knight again.
Thank you. The Director can't get away--
‎谢谢 决不能让院长逃脱…
‎院长？
The Director?
Bal, I'm talking about your sidekick.
‎巴尔 我说的是你的助手
Your sidekick set you up.
‎你中了你助手的圈套
‎什么？
What?
‎这都是她的奸计
This was all her plan.
All of it.
‎整件事
‎她很邪恶 巴尔
She's evil, Bal.
E-Evil?
‎邪恶？
No, you're wrong. We've been wrong about everything.
‎不 你错了 我们全搞错了
‎全搞错了？那这个怎么解释？
Wrong about everything? Then explain this.
‎这个卷轴在学院保险库放了一千年了
This scroll has been in the Institute vaults
for a thousand years.
‎看看吧
Look at it.
It's her, Bal.
‎是她 巴尔
She's Gloreth's monster.
‎她是被葛萝丝打败的妖怪
She's come back to finish what she started,
‎她回来是为完成未竟之事
‎她在利用你达成目的
and she's using you to do it.
But she's my friend.
‎但她是我的朋友
‎我们不只是朋友 不是吗？
Aren't I more than that?
We can slay this monster. We can go back to the way things were.
‎我们可以杀死这个妖怪 ‎我们可以回到从前
‎-我不该来 ‎-巴尔 拜托了
- This was a mistake. - Bal, please.
- No, I can't do this. I'm done! - Listen to me!
‎-不 我不能这样做 我走了！ ‎-听我说！
‎她在利用你毁灭王国！
She's using you to destroy the kingdom!
- You know what she is. - Stop!
‎-你清楚她的真面目 ‎-别说了！
- Why won't you admit it? You're in danger! - Why can't you just leave me alone?
‎-为什么不肯承认？你有危险！ ‎-为什么要缠着我？
‎因为我爱你
Because I love you.
Ohh. I have not slept like that in forever.
‎好久没睡过这样的好觉了
Why do you have your cloak on?
‎你干嘛披着斗篷？
Is this you?
‎这是你吗？
Where did you get that? Who have you been talking--
‎你从哪儿得到的？你一直在跟谁说…
Tell me this isn't you.
‎告诉我这不是你
You think that I would do that?
‎你觉得我会做这种事吗？
‎我是那种人吗？
That that's who I am?
I don't know.
‎我不知道
‎是你让我不要相信任何人 ‎让我质疑一切
You're the one who told me not to trust anybody, question everything.
That's right! Even now, with this,
‎没错！包括现在这件事
think about everything we have been through together.
‎想想我们一起经历的那些事
I'm thinking about everything we've done.
‎我正在想我们一起做过的那些事
‎越狱、偷车、绑架、操控别人
Broken out of jail, stolen cars, kidnapped people, manipulated people.
‎我是在帮你
I was helping you.
You were using me! You wanted them to see a villain.
‎你在利用我！ ‎你想让大家把我当成坏人
‎这样大家就不是只讨厌你了
Someone else to hate so you wouldn't be alone.
Because you're not a sidekick. You're a m--
‎因为你不是助手 你是个…
What? I'm a what?
‎什么？我是个什么？
You know what you are.
你自己清楚
‎不 我想听你说出来
No, I want to hear you say it.
Come on, say it.
‎来吧 说出来
Say it!
‎说啊！
‎说我是个妖…
Say that I'm a mon--
- I... - Surround the place.
‎-我… ‎-包围这里 你们两个跟我来
You two with me.
Your door is broken.
‎你的门坏了
- Stay back! - No! Stop! Stop! She's my friend!
‎-退后！‎-不！住手！她是我的朋友！
She's a monster.
‎她是个妖怪
Surround it!
包围它!
No!
‎不！
Gloreth.
‎葛萝丝
Gloreth! Come here!
‎葛萝丝！过来！
Gloreth--
‎葛萝丝…
Go back to the shadows from whence you came.
‎滚回你的暗影中去吧
- What are you - A monster.
‎-你是什么？ ‎-妖怪
Are you even human?
‎你是人类吗？
Just be a girl.
‎做个女孩就好
There is no place for you!
这里没有能容下你的地方！
‎-别对我撒谎！ ‎-她是妖怪
- Don't lie to me! - She's a monster.
Don't you wish you were normal?
‎你不希望自己正常吗？
‎滚回你的暗影中去吧
Go back to the shadows from whence you came.
There's something wrong with you. What are you?
‎你很不对劲 你是什么？
- Monster! - You know what you are!
‎-妖怪！ ‎-你知道你是什么！
You brought a monster into our home.
‎你 引妖入室
You should've stayed in the gutter where you belong.
‎你应该待在贫民窟的 你属于那里
‎快说 它在哪里？
Now where is it?
Do you feel that?
‎你感觉到了吗？
I feel like the whole place kind of went like "wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba."
我感觉整个地方在… 震得慌
No.
‎不
It's headed straight for the city. Alert the Institute.
‎它奔城里去了 通知学院
And you.
‎还有你
If that thing destroys the kingdom, it's on you, bro.
‎如果那东西毁了王国 ‎这笔账就算在你头上 兄弟
Let's go!
‎我们走！
Ma'am, incoming report from Sir Thodeus.
‎夫人 撒迪厄斯爵士发来报告
- And? What is it? - Whoa.
‎然后呢？说什么？
- What is that? - What's going on?
‎-那是什么？ ‎-怎么回事？
We need barricades on Avenue A through F.
‎在 A 大道到 F 大道设置路障
And can we clear the streets? These people are in danger.
‎疏散街上的人 这些人有危险
It's happening.
‎开始了
Sound the alarm! Sound the alarm! Hit it with everything we've got.
‎拉响警报！所有武器朝它开火
Monster attack. Monster attack.
‎妖怪袭击
This is not a test.
‎这不是测试
Monster attack. Monster attack.
‎妖怪袭击
This is not a test.
‎这不是测试
Monster attack. Monster attack.
‎妖怪袭击
‎是那个妖怪！
It's the monster!
Everyone stay calm.
‎所有人镇定
Drones engaged.
‎无人机出击
Look out!
‎小心!
You're okay.
‎你没事了
Hey, Goldie. Watch how a real knight gets it done.
‎嘿 戈登 让你见识一下 ‎真正的骑士是怎么杀怪的
‎好了 屠妖者
All right, monster slayers.
Let's shoot some darts and break some hearts.
‎我们来发射飞镖 击碎敌人的心脏吧
‎我要成为英雄了
I'm gonna be a freaking hero.
‎让开!
Out of my way!
‎我们需要火力增援! ‎ 这东西会杀光我们!
We need more firepower! This thing is gonna kill us all!
‎小心！
Look out!
- High five! - Bro.
‎-击掌！ ‎-兄弟
Get out of here!
‎闪开!
Get me to the wall.
‎送我去围墙那里
Monster attack. Monster attack.
‎妖怪袭击
Monster attack. Monster attack.
What have I done?
‎我做了什么?
The game that lets you be a hero.
‎让你成为英雄的游戏
I killed a monster!
‎我杀了一个妖怪!
I killed two!
‎我杀了两个!
‎（妖怪 警报）
Come on. Let's go.
‎快点 走了
‎救命！
Help!
‎别让他们停下 带大家去地下
Keep them moving. Get everyone underground.
‎是 长官
Yes, sir.
‎巴尔？
Bal?
- Bal! - Forget the kid. Let's go.
‎-巴尔！ ‎-别管孩子了 走吧
- Let's go! - Come on!
‎-快跑！ ‎-快点！
You've gotta be kidding me.
‎开什么玩笑？
‎夫人 有人掉转炮口 对准了王国内部
Ma'am, someone is turning the cannon into the kingdom.
Yes, I know. I gave the order.
‎嗯 我知道 是我下的命令
‎但是一旦开炮 会炸毁半个城市
But firing them will take out half the city.
‎会有无辜的人因此丧命
Innocent people will die.
- And so will the monster. - But--
‎-妖怪也会丧命 ‎-但是…
What are we doing?
‎我们在做什么？
‎（妖怪袭击！寻找庇护所！）
You don't belong here!
‎你不属于这里！
I don't know what's scarier.
‎我不知道哪一样更可怕
The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart...
‎是这个王国的所有人 ‎都想一剑刺穿我的心脏呢…
or that sometimes...
‎还是有时候‎…
I just wanna let 'em.
‎我宁愿被他们刺穿心脏
I'm sorry.
‎对不起
I'm sorry.
I see you, Nimona.
‎我明白你的心了 妮莫娜
And you're not alone.
‎你并不孤单
Fire the cannons.
‎开炮
Kill it.
‎消灭它
- I said fire the-- - No!
‎-我叫你们开… ‎-住手!
It's over.
‎结束了
It's fooling you. Fooling all of you!
‎它在愚弄你 愚弄你们所有人！
‎你看不出来吗？ ‎这正是它想要的 让我们放松戒备！
Can't you see this is what it wants? For us to let our guard down!
I see what it really is, and so did Gloreth!
‎我看穿了它的诡计 葛萝丝也是！
‎那个妖怪威胁到了我们的生活方式！
That monster is a threat to our very way of life!
And what if we're wrong?
‎要是我们错了呢？
What if we've always been wrong?
‎要是我们一直以来都错了呢？
No!
‎不！
No!
‎不！
Let's go!
‎快走！
That gun's gonna kill everyone.
‎那门大炮会杀死所有人
‎嘿 老大
Hey, boss.
Be right back. I'm gonna go break some stuff.
‎我马上回来 我去搞点破坏
- Wait, Nimona. What are you-- - It's time to rewrite this story.
‎-等等 妮莫娜 你干什… ‎-是时候改写这个故事了
‎妮莫娜! 妮莫娜!
Nimona! Nimona!
Go back to the shadows from whence you came!
‎滚回你的暗影中去吧!
Nimona!
‎妮莫娜!
‎妮莫娜
Nimona.
‎回来
Come back.
Please come back.
‎求你了 回来吧
Some of us don't get the happily ever after
‎有些人得不到我们想要的美满结局…
we were looking for.
Maybe it's not that kind of kingdom.
‎也许这不是那种王国
Or maybe it's not the end of the story.
‎也许这不是那种故事
‎传过来 没人防我
Over here, I'm free.
‎（英雄）
‎（妮莫娜）
‎（我们爱妮莫娜）
‎（骗子 凶手）
‎（我们爱妮莫娜）
Hey, boss.
‎嘿 老大
Holy sh--
‎天…
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